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extendable second rule 

Similar to 3 second rule, 5 second rule, 10 second rule

An (as of yet) unwritten rule that any food dropped on the floor may be picked up and eaten as long the person who dropped it states the number of seconds it has been on the floor and adds 'rule' on the end.

This is ever extendable for the length of time the food has been on the floor so can be used in any situation, especially if the dropped item is not easily accessible.

It is commonplace to wipe off some of the dust etc. before proceeding to eat
Person 1: Oh no I dropped my sweet under the table!
Person 2: No worries 25 second rule
Person 1: I thought that was just 3 seconds
Person 2: no it's the extendable second rule

*person 1 bends under table, retrieves sweet and eats it*
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Extendable Neck 

An extendable neck is a creature of whom appears in human form, But when in need of Food it's neck can extend upwards and then bend and flex all directions in order to consume It's prey. It Began It's life eating all the Dinner Plates, so much so that his mother had to begin using paper plates so That her Money would not be wasted on Expensive Plates that would go into his stomach. He then began eating His School Bags, Hence His school bag changed everyday Until eventually he gave up on them. When The Neck retartacts it forms a giant skinlike bulge on the outside of the creatures former human body and it just becomes a giant slug rolling wround everywhere leaving behind a trail of sweat due to the excessive heat between the former body and it's skin flaps created by the necks extensions. There is One Feamle Extendable although the original is male, The Female Is exactly the same except her origins come from to much physical bifn with the Original extendable and She Features more Buck Teeth & Frizzy Heat Damaged Hair. Other Names used For the main creature (male) = Extendy Neck, Extendy, Extendable, Extoondi, Mumbai & Mumbo.
Look, It's Extendable Neck!

Oh My Gosh Dosn't that guy resemble The Extendable Neck?
Extendable Neck by Jason Savagal January 16, 2009

expendable crew member 

The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.
Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.

Expendibles 

Old-school way of saying "expenses"
OHNOES! gotta close these Expendibles accounts
Expendibles by xtreme2252 June 15, 2009

expendable 

It's like when you're invited to a party, and you don't show up and it doesn't really matter.
Vietnamese Guide: What mean expendable?
John Rambo: It's like when you're invited to a party, and you don't show up and it doesn't really matter.
expendable by Der Uberspieler September 27, 2006

The Expendables 

A film that has so much kickassery and so many explosions, you barely know whats going on nor care about the story line. All you know apon leaving the cinema is that you just watched something truely awesome and that you now need a gym membership... and a knife... and a tattoo. i vaguely remember there being Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crew and basically every other action man you can imagine... and some wrestlers.
'hey man you seen The Expendables?'

'yeah man that shits awesome, why do you think im in the gym?
The Expendables by Dick Tricklers December 15, 2010

Expensable

something that are able to add to your expense report is classified as Expensable.
Hey, i wonder if this dinner is expensable?
Expensable by TheGreenPolice September 9, 2010