''Phud'' is short for Vagina, the word originates from Punjabi. A ''Phud Master Express'' is known as the master and pro of having sexual intercourse with a woman's vagina in the shortest amount of time. ''Phud Master Express'' is able to have intercourse with a line up of 22 women in just one hour.
Hey see that guy, he's a real Phud Master Express, he's really fucking a lot of girls.
Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.
Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.
by phudmasterexpress2009 July 8, 2009
A fun and expressive way to refer to TNT and any other sort of explosive. Used in the way Timbaland mentions an actual Red American Express Card in the song The Way I Are with Keri Hilson, D.O.E., & Sebastian but referring to Explosives instead.
Lyrics taken from the song:
Timbaland: "I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me, girl"
Lyrics taken from the song:
Timbaland: "I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me, girl"
I really enjoyed the fact that I can utilize Red American Express Blocks in Minecraft to expedite the building of my artistic and opulent art piece.
by Dupl01nfinitum May 29, 2023
Badass gun that this fucking n00b obviously can't handle. Overkill is necessary when you're dealing with an endless horde of zombowlies that need an instant and terribly gooey beheading.
OMFG! ZOMBIES! *pulls out .50 AE Desert Eagle* *2 seconds later* oops...I guess I should clean this up...
by DEAGLE November 25, 2003
by THE BBC July 12, 2008
The Trinity Railway Express is a commuter rail line in the Dallas–Fort Worth metroplex That some random jackass foamer likes. It was established by an interlocal agreement between Dallas Area Rapid Transit and Trinity Metro. Each transit authority owns a 50% stake in the joint rail project and contractor Herzog Transit Services operates the line and North Texas Railroad Productions who is an underage foamer.
by AlphaRailfan April 15, 2021
Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.
1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).
2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).
2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005