| 8. | Priestly Fuck | ||
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1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin. 2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery. 1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?"
"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over." 2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?" (The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.) Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself" (Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief) Tom- "Priestly Fuck!" |
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| 9. | penagination | ||
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A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confused females. Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.
Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps? Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis. Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too? |
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| 10. | Fuck Lore | ||
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1. Sex advice shared verbally and handed down as truth. Usually spread by virginal 14 year old boys that wish to appear more sexually savvy than they actually are. This advice is not only ridiculous, but can often be dangerous. 2. Bragging about sexual exploits while talking to other men in order to foster an image of being a sexual tyrannosaurus. It is commonly accepted as being utter bullshit by the other people listening. 1. Dude, I heard that right after you fuck a skank bareback if you pee on your hands and scrub your dick with it, you'll totally not get herpes.
2. Jim: "Do you really buy that shit about him getting it on with her older sister and her friend?" Marvin: "Fuck no man, that's just part of Tommy's fuck lore." |
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| 11. | for3v3rforgott3n | ||
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The online handle of a white hat hacker who proved that the security measures many major sites had in place were in fact, not secure. Presented in depth analysis on the behaviors and execution of such critical zero day exploits never before seen by security analysts. Provided major sites vulnerable to such exploits with secure patches and provided the public access to knowledge of such vulnerabilities along with their countermeasures Have you heard of the most recent security advisory issued by for3v3rforgott3n regarding the safety of query strings passed by the server to the database?
for3v3rforgott3n has spent great effort in allowing this information to be accessible in order to strengthen the standard of server/web security. |
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| 12. | script kiddie | ||
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A person who downloads exploits, but does not understand or respect them. That's just a script kiddie using Denial Of Service attacks against my shell again.
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| 13. | tremend | ||
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A synonym of "tremendous" (great, spectacular, outstanding, etc.), used in particular by fans of charismatic 1980s-era professional wrestlers such as Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and the Ultimate Warrior. It is often used in a comically hyperbolic manner, reflecting the larger-than-life personas and exploits of samesaid wrestlers. "When the Hulkster lifted that stinky, wart-infested 8'5", 1400 lb. Andre the Giant over his head and slammed him through the floor of the Silverdome in front of 340,000,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs...well, brother, it was tremend."
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| 14. | starbucks | ||
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Designer coffee chain that exploits coffee farmers all over the world in their quest for world domination of the beverage market. Lets break the windows at Starbucks
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