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explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

capitalist exploitation 

Capitalist exploitation simply means the fact that after its commodification the price of your work force on the market is much lower than the value it produces.

Think about it this way: worker X in company Y is producing commodity Z (goods&services). But a wage's worth of commodity Z is created by worker X in only a few hours of labour. The value his work force is rented for by the capitalist is much smaller than the value it creates. The private person owning company Y (don't forget corporations are also legal private subjects) then

appropriates the surplus value created by the labourer.

Simply put: if a labourer creates the value of his wage in a very small amount of his labouring time, who then, is he in fact labouring for most of the time?

Not only does capitalist exploitation entail that most of the value that working people create will be appropriated from them, but also that their limited precious time on this planet will be appropriated from them.
Mark sold 100 fast food meals priced at $5 in 8 hours. In two days the total value he creates is $1000. Yet he has to work for a full month to receive a salary, a wage of $800. Because Mark in unaware of capitalist exploitation he believes he is reverencing a fair pay for his work when in fact he is labouring extensively for the profit of other people.

antipodal exploration 

When he tickles your clitoris, he is doing some heavy antipodal exploration.
Matt got me to climax last night with some heavy antipodal exploration.

monkey explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

Exploitainment 

The industry of televising and making money from regular, sometimes mentally and emotionally deficient, everyday people. Laughing at them mercilessly and ridiculing everything about them whilst being broadcast around the world.

American Idol tryouts, America's Got Talent, most MTV shows, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Tool Academy, Jersey Shore, etc etc
"the tryout show for american idol makes me sick. It's nothing but exploitainment!"

"I am so sick of reality shows. There are no good scripted shows anymore. Everything is exploitainment."
Exploitainment by Habercrasper December 22, 2009

explanation mark 

something coming out of the mouth of someone not familiar with the word exclamation mark or not knowing how to pronounce it properly
Guy A: Oh, this food is horrible! I hate our school meals, exclamation mark!

Guy B: Yeah, and it is getting worse...

Guy C (stupid): Haha, yeah! Explanation mark!
explanation mark by NattiW December 22, 2010