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exploding kittens 

A card game for people who are all about cats and various other items, which violently explode.
There's another exploding kittens freak, he's probably going to destroy the world with cats tomorrow.

exploding kittens 

a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers
haha i got tacocat card its a palindrome
Exploding kittens is great
exploding kittens by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017

exploding kings 

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.
Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.
exploding kings by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017

Exploding kitten 

When you dick her so hard that her kitten explodes like hiroshima.
I made her muc like a korean nuclear bomb, we call it the exploding kitten!
Exploding kitten by AssilemFlow April 22, 2018

Exploding Kitten 

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.
Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card