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Expedition Hope 

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.
The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.

Sexpeditiously 

1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.

2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.
After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.

expentious 

You look like such a hipster douchebag with those expentious sunglasses.
expentious by yjneb June 24, 2010

Walmart Expedition 

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.
Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

Expeditionist 

One who enjoys the thrill and/or excitement of having sex in random nontraditional areas usually public places where the thrill of being caught excites them in a sexual perversion
Wow look at those expeditionist over there just going at it couple of real freaks there

expeditiously 

When you order a pair of J’s (13 black and greens to be exact) and it was originally supposed to be a 3-5 business day shipping order, but the shoe store shows love and over nights them....
“They shipped them hoes expeditiously !” - Favyon Coleman
expeditiously by Jogundana April 21, 2018