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(v) to make things quicker; to facilitate.
This is a word that many flight attendants use to make themselves sound as if they have actually graduated from high school. They seem to think it is especially effective if it is combined with other words used only by people who are trying to sound smart.
Sir, if you would please help expedite the boarding process by placing your bag into the overhead compartment and taking your seat.
expedite by Echo24 September 18, 2008

Expediate 

I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself.
Expediate by Gerald Steele October 8, 2008

fart expediter 

A person whom controls a spongy like absorbent material that holds in a fart after another rips ass within it and then squeezes the nasty raunchy fart filled scent into somebody’s face and or mouth.
I almost puked whenever my girlfriends ‘fart expediter’ caught me off guard with her skanky smellin ass right in my mouth!!
fart expediter by WeDaFucknBomb March 12, 2021

expediate 

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.
Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"
expediate by steelers172 May 13, 2010

expedited path 

This is a term created by the FDA to designate a fast track approval for certain drugs that treat life threatening conditions.
Advanced Pharmaceuticals announces that the development of its new drug will follow an expedited path.
expedited path by fadikh May 20, 2016
Combining the idea of a date and the necessity to expedite. In essence a quick date.

"I heard that girl is a gold digga son, you better switch from Red Lobster to Starbucks. You better expedate"

"The more time you spend with her the more money you spend on her, may I suggest an expedate"