The Expecters 

The car behind you. When driving, someone is usually behind you. If they expect you to get out of the way for them, they are Expecters. They expect to get to the destination with no barriers. Expecters are also BMW driver, ambulences, police, fire briagade and old people. See example below.

The Expecters were behind me yesterday when i was rollin in my benzo - they had tier sirens on as well.

Those damn Expecters crashed into my car!

The Expecters by Telstar5 May 24, 2006

expect the expected

When people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb-ass as a result.

Geek: "They said 10% chance of rain today so I packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. It was hot and sunny all day so I ended up with a wicked sunburn."

Gal: "Expect the expected"

expect the expected by slamotte July 9, 2012

expertease 

noun: A girl who knows how to get what she wants, even though she is average looking.

Yolanda ain't as fly as Kristine, but some dude just bought her a Lexus 'cause she's an expertease.

expertease by professor951 April 9, 2011

expectorating

hocking a lugie, spitting mucus and saliva out of your mouth

I'm especially good at expectorating.

expectorating by UIO000 December 28, 2006

better than expected 

better than expected: it's the new way out of something.

The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at the incessant sound of "better than expected". the only problem is that the predictions of what's "expected" are made by the same guys that didn't see the worse coming... when it was really better.

dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?

dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.

dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing

better than expected by mave73 July 31, 2009

Expectus Nofetus 

The Harry Potter abortion spell

Hermione: Listen Ron, I have to tell you something. From the night before...I...I'm pregnant.
Ron: Hermione! That's amazing!
Hermione: Like fuck it is. EXPECTUS NOFETUS!

Expectus Nofetus by thedank June 28, 2017

Great Expectorations 

A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").

"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"

Great Expectorations by Anonymous January 30, 2005