This is a word i created to describe the 'teenagers' commonly found in the town of Colchester, Essex (UK) and Guernsey.
They're a cross between emo kids and chavs.
They often have emo hair style's while wearing chav clothing, or wearing emo clothing and having hair which appears to have been attacked by bleach and a chainsaw.
They're marginally better chavs since their pale complexion keeps them inside and their short life expectancy is also a bonus.
(Abbreviated to emok or emoch)
Dude 1: "Did you see that twat with the shite hair?"
Dude 2: "The emochav?"
The Ghetto'ist town on earth. The average life expectancy is about 6 months. Our beautiful downtown includes the longest running post office in America. Also, there is a hair salon and some stupid yoga place. About 4 years ago it almost burnt to the ground, good thing it did not because it should be the capital.
If you go to thornton, you better watch your back, or else you wont live long son.
Australian natives. An ancient race of people that have spent the past 40, 000 years in isolation. Their isolation from the world has meant that they were oblivious to evolution, so when the English convicts arrived in the late 1700's they were confronted with a primitive race of people left over from the stone-age. Interesting culture, not that many people would know much about it because Australia tends to ignore them most of the time (possibly why they whinge a lot). The typical aboriginal has little pride in his/her appearance (often doesn’t even bother with shoes), is dependant on the Australian government for financial support and suffers from substance abuse. They feel no sense of shame in asking anybody on the street for a dollar. The majority are either unable or too lazy to maintain and take proper care of houses provided to them by the Australian government, and huge groups of them live together in squalor and filth. Aboriginal communities are notorious for alcohol abuse, paint sniffing and domestic violence. They also have malodorous body odour, leaving the unfortunate sufferers that surround them to assume that they don’t shower or use deodorant. As a race, if they had been left to continue their primitive existence alone (without European interference and domination) all of the problems they face in todays society would be non existent and their survival and life expectancy rates would be significantly higher. But obviously that didnt happen, so to be equal i...more...
A small hell hole shaped like a turd floating at the bottom of the river thames. At least half of the population call their brother dad and quite possibly uncle at the same time. Foriegners i.e. people who do not live on the Island should be very aware that the life expectancy for foreigners is about 20 minutes this will be drastically reduced should you try to frequent one of the public houses.
A few residents think that the island is somehow Sicily and that they are mafia, but in fact they are just small minded idots, dangerous still but not because they run vast criminal empires but because they fantasise they do.
Foriegner: "Hi im new to the island could you tell me where to find...."
Sheppey Local: "Arhhh yoooo farkin starin at min ya muthers cant!"
Foreigner: "No! Please! Dont I just want..."
Sheppey Local: "I dont give a fark wo u want u dirty f ing carnt"
30 minutes later...
Ambulance arrives, maybe the police if they have the guts and take dead foreigner away to the morgue. There are no witnesses as everyone is scared of the so called sheppey gangstas.
|26.||The Lara Effect|
A phrase that encapsulates the expectancy of an individual "one-upping" you after a statement. This involves the systematic and conscious practice of making one's associates feel inferior and thereby gaining the status of being "one-up" on them.
Person A: Have you ever double booked?
Person B (aka "The Lara Effect"): Yeah I have triple booked... lunch, happy hour, and dinner.
Any of 115 species in 30 genera (sub-family Psittacinae) of small slender seed-eating parrots. Parakeets are small slender parrots that have long pointed tapering tails. Most people think of the budgerigar when they think of a parakeet, but the budgerigar is one of many species of parakeet. They are commonly kept as pets and often sold very cheaply which results in large numbers of them being abused and dying well before their life expectancy is up. Parakeets can live up to 15 years or more, but often don’t make it past 4 in captivity.
Parakeets are parrots, and budgerigars are parakeets.
(n.) A question intended to gauge the life expectancy of a relationship that vaguely insinuates wishes for its end.
How's your boyfriend?
Did he bring you flowers for your show?
Where are you going on your date?
What did he get you for Valentine's Day?