rapidus exitus 

A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop the class

Sam was sitting in class and couldn't understand how to make a computer code to make his virtual dog go "WOOF" So he faked receiving and incoming emergency text message and made a rapidus exitus out the front door never to be seen again.

rapidus exitus by BIGMARK November 10, 2007

Officium Adversus Exitus 

Latin for Responsibility Failure. Also known as ODE, this refers to anyone who dumps their responsibilities on to others. It specifically refers to fancy rat breeders who suddenly decide to "downsize" and re-home their rats.

Man, Bill's a total officium adversus exitus! He pulled an ODE!

Officium Adversus Exitus by VexedScorpio April 17, 2011

exitstencilist 

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.

In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.

exitstencilist by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

tires don exits by Piscine September 20, 2016

Exius 

The most sarcastic son-of-a-bitch alive.

Also, Rebecca, why is this the first thing you googled? Ugh.

"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but he kept derailing it with his incessant flood of signature actually-hilarious-jokes".

Exius by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

Exius 

Incessantly, unceasingly sarcastic individual known for his witty puns, clever comebacks, and clever quips. Is the kind to share about knowing at least one "hottie mcthottie".

"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but couldn't keep it on track with his incessant riposte of his signature actually-hilarious-jokes".

Exius by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

two exits, no waiting 

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below

Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

two exits, no waiting by Choda Boy 57 July 30, 2006