tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

tires don exits by Piscine September 20, 2016

two exits, no waiting 

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below

Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

two exits, no waiting by Choda Boy 57 July 30, 2006

Seal the Exits 

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

Seal the Exits by frenchman69 January 6, 2014

Existemy 

a enemy that needs to exist.

"The product was a existemy to humanity"

Existemy by Cryptonian Dream May 20, 2019

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

the bane of my existence by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

WOW! YOU EXIST! 

The best compliment you can ever get from a mathematician.

For those of you who are confused, here's an explanantion:

All mathematicians, whether pure or applied mathematicians, will have studied their fair share of pure mathematics. Many mathematical theorems (statements that are shown to be unquestionably true) are of the form "There exists something in some collection of mathematical objects such that amazing property is true". This type of theorem is called an existence theorem. Essentially, when a mathematician says "WOW! YOU EXIST!" to you, they are refering to these existence theorems and that you're amazing.

In Baldi's basics, if you answer all 3 questions in the first notebook correctly, Baldi compliments you with "WOW! YOU EXIST!". I then thought Baldi was a based chad, until that impossible question...

WOW! YOU EXIST! by EpicScientician December 5, 2021