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if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.
I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

It exists!? 

It exists!?

An uttering said after one types an apparent inexistant internet site and are surprised to see it does exist.
I'm bored, let's just type a random word in between www and com.

(5 seconds later) It exists!?
It exists!? by Darth Fureon April 8, 2006

Supreme Overlord of Everything That Exists and That Is To Exist Cremy 

A person who is very cool and epic and everyone loves him but his evil brother creamy
Boy, I love Supreme Overlord of Everything That Exists and That Is To Exist Cremy! What a great dude.

Oops! This definition already exists! 

when urban dictionary decides to single you out to not make the definition, and instead tells you to FRICK off, even though you see a bunch of other ones copied
Oops! This definition already exists!

Venti.exists 

One of the best roommates and brother I have
Venti.exists is better than all of you.
Venti.exists by Marzydysysy April 28, 2022

it exists 

This is what you think when something you see on the internet is so fucked up or so abysmally cancerous that your head will melt into nothingness and force you to pour bleach on your eyes.
Examples:
-A [furry], clopper, and an elephant doing a triple 69 bukkake orgy session.

-The comment section of just about every social media website

"It exists!" *digs eyes out and pours bleach into eye sockets*
it exists by alcid34 October 13, 2018