existorizer 

someone who brings things into existence

That mother of 7 is a baby existorizer

existorizer by currybomb July 27, 2010

Exister 

A person who in their essence contributes nothing to the situation or engagement at hand.

This term is often used as a moniker for someone who lacks personality, or interpersonal skills. As a result this "exister" chooses not to participate in conversation.

An "exister" has a negative connotation.

Also used in the present tense as "existing"

This person simply exists in all senses of the word.

"Stop existing on my couch you exister."

Exister by D*ck n a Box July 15, 2011

existoff 

the to exist the longest. It's a fight against you, me and whoever wants to

Piss off? I'll existoff you, cuntface

existoff by Elia! January 4, 2008

epistoric

(adj) describing events or feats beyond the appropriate scope of the word epic

root words: epic, historic

pronouned: e-piss-ter-ic

1. Leonidas's epistoric battle with the Persians

2. an epistoric photo of your best friend on a giant bronze statue of george washington on a horse

epistoric by southpaw286 January 2, 2010

when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness? 

no but really, which one?

physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*

when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness? by warmachine76123 April 17, 2021

Epistory Interval 

A calming mental state brought about by the momentary break between mental story engagements.

Eg. 1. Coming out of a movie theater in the day time. 2. Waking up from a nap watching the dust motes. 3. Finishing a good book or TV series.

While looking up at the stars I forgot about all of my worries and found myself caught in a pleasant epistory interval.

Epistory Interval by Okra Juice October 24, 2017

Exister Crisis 

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

Exister Crisis by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019