when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"
Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.
"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".
Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.
Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"
Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.