| 1. | exclusive non-serious | ||
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Also known as ENS, this relationship status is increasing in popularity. Two individuals are involved with each other, and are not dating anyone else, however there is no commitment. It is understood that every waking moment of the day does not need to be spent together, as well each party does not need to inform the other where they are or will be at any given time. The words "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" are avoided and can be uncomfortable if brought up by a separate party. Hey man, how long has Donnie been going out with Laura?
Well I don't know if they're "going out" as such, but they've been doing the exclusive non-serious thing for a couple months now. |
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| 2. | xmess/x-mess | ||
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-An ex, but more so, an unreasonable one that was a total mess in numerous aspects of their life and the "relationship". -An impossible person who was mentally off, hostile, toxic, and with numerous baggage. There goes Daizy, she's my xmess/x-mess. I tried to make it work, but she had massive issues with trust, communication, empathy, her childhood, intimacy, guys, & people in general. A grumpy & hateful Negative Nicole my xmess/x-mess was. Rude, uncaring, assuming, unbending, self-centered, & delusional. It was a relief when the mess with my x ended, she's such an xmess/x-mess. If anything I feel bad for my xmess/x-mess, and hope the poor girl gets the help she needs.
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| 3. | masturdating | ||
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Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive. Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now. Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh? |
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| 4. | Connecticut College | ||
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Connecticut College is an elite liberal arts school located in New London, CT, similar to Colby, Bates, Trinity and other NESCAC schools. Conn is generally known for its interdisciplinary studies (a.k.a. do whatever the hell you want), drama and dance, strong international program, and terrific professors. Not many people outside of the Northeast have heard of it, though it's often considered a safety for those that don't get into Ivy League schools. Despite that stigma, it's still better than most state schools, and has excellent academics. Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money). Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country. The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot. Not a bad place to be. Asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College. Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies! Conn College Student: Fuck you. Non-asshole: So where are you going to school? Conn College Student: Connecticut College. Non-asshole: Word. Conn College student: Word. |
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| 5. | Joey | ||
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An adult male between 18-35, usually of Italian-American heritage, from the greater NYC metro area, including but not limited to Long Island, Westchester, Northern New Jersey, and Yonkers. Joeys can be distinguished by their clothes; the most important characteristic is a black leather jacket worn over either an expensive plain white or black t-shirt. Gold chains and rings and expensive jeans are also commonly found on the Joey. Hair is generally slicked back, although Joeys have occasionally been spotted with gelled spikes. Joeys tend to display characteristics of bravado, and a substantially well developed ego. Joeys, as a rule are self-serious and highly concerned with their image; self deprecation, goofiness and/or doubt are mutually exclusive with the Joey. Joeys tend to travel in BMW 3 series sedans, Cadillac Esaclades and Ford Expeditions, or other SUVs, generally with dark tinted windows, and rap music playing; this trait varies with outside influences and income however. Volvos, Station Wagons, Hybrids, Pickups and Non-European compact cars are also mutually exclusive with the Joey. Common places to spot Joeys during warm weather months include the Jersey Shore, and The Hamptons. During winter months, Hunter Mountain and Killington are favorite Joey gathering places. Joeys tend to ski poorly, and usually under the influence of Budweiser or Vodka. Joeys also tend to ski in the aforementioned leather jacket and jeans. While sometimes displayin... more...
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| 6. | system of a down | ||
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Dispelling of SOAD.
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Hypocrites? - What the fuck? Just because they make money? People have to make money to live, everyone has to make a living. It's not how much you make that makes you an asshole but what you do with it and how you made it. They are earning an honest living doing something they LIKE for a REASON. Not to mention they are part of Axis of Justice (a non profit organisation, if you have any resourcefullness about yourself you can bloody well look it up) not to mention that they donate generously. How many people get killed in the process of SOAD honestly earning their money? You people have no idea *sigh* Crap Music? - Geeez, everyone makes "joke songs" even the most serious of musicians have joke songs. If SOAD aren't to your taste don't listen to them, don't write about them, don't have anything to do with them you are just deliberatley making yourself a flaming magnet. Talking about SOAD is exclusive to SOAD fans and people who like their music. You don't want people paying out your music, you don't hear me going out and "dissin'" rappers and putting comments about emininem, purley BECAUSE I don't like them and don't want to have anything to do with them or their fans. Fans - You can't classify SOAD fans into one specific group. Just like other music people from all walks of life listen to SOAD. It would be unfair for me to say "only gangster try-hard 'hardcore' wannabe posers listen to rap" Listen to whatever music you want and eve... |
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| 7. | Maryse Ouellet | ||
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Maryse Ouellet (born January 21, 1983) is a French Canadian glamour model and professional wrestler currently working for World Wrestling Entertainment on its Raw brand. more...
Ouellet began her career as a beauty pageant contestant, winning Miss Hawaiian Tropic Canada 2003 and finishing second at the International Finals of Miss Hawaiian Tropic 2004. After that she made several appearances in various newspapers, magazines and television programs in Canada, as well as appearing on the cover and the inside pages of a special edition of Playboy Magazine in the summer of 2006. In the summer of 2006, Maryse tried out for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)'s Diva Search. She made the final cut and was one of the top eight featured on WWE, but on the July 24 episode of WWE Raw she became the second person to be eliminated from the search. Despite her elimination, she was invited to observe workouts and the training facility between August 13–17, 2006 at WWE's developmental facility, Ohio Valley Wrestling. Although she understood that there was no guarantee that this will lead to full time employment with WWE, she was grateful to have been given another opportunity to live out her dream. Stating in a WWE.com interview "I can just cry, my feeling right now," Ouellet said. "I’m very excited. It was very, very good news. Ouellet was officially signed to a World Wrestling Entertainment developmental contract on August 24, 2006 and was assigned to Ohio Valley Wrestling for training. Her ... |
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