Listening to Texans speak of winter in the south:

Farmer: "howdy partner! i reckon' this weather is mighty chilly for these parts. i may take the little woman and move to mexico."
Partner: "I agree, this weather is horrible. I have to disagree about Mexico though. Don't you know that there is gang wars and abductions of u.s citizens. "
Wifey: "I'm with you!! And as far as getting abducted in Mexico...at least there would be some excitedment!! lol ;)"