It is a small town in New Jersey. It is known for its excessive drug and alcohol abuse. The number of drug and alcohol users is rapidly increasing. It might not be suppected as a bad town because of its historic sites. Like many towns, Cranford's social status is divided by the traintracks that pass through it. The north side be the richer, and the south side being the poorer. Mohawk park is on the south side of Cranford. It is believed that at night there are satanic rituals and supernatural events. Also, a dead body was found in the river of Mohawk Park. One of the most popular hang outs is the imfamous clock. Cranford is a corrupt town with corupt cops. The town of Cranford is becoming worse and worse.

The process by which a mass of mucus and blood may be coughed up from the bronchial passages. Sometimes related to excessive cocaine abuse.

"Doing a pannet" is the action of quitting you job after a weekend of drug abuse because you cant handle the come-down effectively.

To deliberately avoid a severe adverse reaction to excessive drug abuse. In many cases the whitey will have been brought on by a prolongued sessioninvolving a cocktail of drugs. The key to whitey management involves a strong will and clear thinking. A glass of water combined with a tactical chunder are viewed as the key tools to overcoming the whitey.

Noun
A short-lived society in and around the people's republic of Cambridge. The basis of this group was a common interest in socializing, specifically partying. As early as 2001 people of all races, faiths, genders and socio-economic backgrounds were being iniated into the glee club. Once iniated, one can never "leave" the glee club, although it is very easy to renounce and move on from. There were two ways to be iniated, which were:
1. To be iniated by a member of the glee club, fulfilling the oath and learning the handshake.
2. Exchanging bodily fluids with any glee club member.
(Because of iniation rule #2, it is uncertain how many glee club members there are on earth. It is theorized somewhere between 900-70,000 people are in the glee club without even knowing it.)

The tenets of the glee club were:
1. Party hard.
2. Party harder than you did the night before.
3. Party safe.

Drugs were not necessary for membership, although thoroughly encouraged. Super neato things like bitchin' parties, good drugs for cheap

Acronym. Post Alcohol Absent-Mindedness.

Typically occurs after consuming mass quantities of adult beverages. The syndrome is further enhanced when crushed Adderall or cocaine is snorted through the nasal cavity prior, during, or after exorbitant binge drinking. It is noted that PAAM is not actually a “hangover,” but in fact, hangovers induce PAAM, which is directly related to aforementioned excessive alcohol and drug abuse.

Symptoms: confusion, forgetfulness, stupidity, hysteria, and self-deprecation. There is no definitive cure for PAAM (as it effects all debaucherous, lecherous individuals, such as yourself, differently); however, the following items have been known to aid in recovery: sleep, Mexican food, ejaculation (any and all forms necessary), and of course, more cocaine and/or alcohol.

The syndrome was first discovered, classified, and studied at the University of Mississippi. Clinical trials were performed circa 2001 through 2007. Non-clinical trials continue in perpetuity in major metropolitan areas including but not limited to Dallas, Houston, Memphis, Nashville, Atlanta, and all SEC college campuses. It has been reported that said trials exist outside of the SEC, but no one really gives a shit. Hotty Toddy!

A very attractive green wolf that gives everyone he meets a nosebleed because he's just so sexy. It is a common misconception that he is emo because of his extremely sexy hair, but he's actually rather happy with life. Erven is the very definition of a sexy vampire. Edward Cullen has many things to learn from him.

He is also going to be featured in a comic parodying the famous Ocarina of Time video game. This comic will be known as Sexy Beast of Time (or SBoT) and will follow Erven on his quest with his forlorn fairy advisor. They engage in a comical adventure of lust, emotionlessness, and drug abuse together, coming across many interesting figures on their journey.