Isometric Exercise 

The act of stretching your calves on the window.

Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"

Isometric Exercise by xXGaLaXyXx July 16, 2018

exercuse 

lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise

A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!

exercuse by Maloret December 10, 2007

exercisibitionist 

One who chooses the most public of places to conduct their lunges, push-ups or other exercises, and often glances around as if waiting for someone to ask them if they work out.

I spotted an exercisibitionist today, doing push-ups off a park bench next to the patio of the busy restaurant on the corner.

exercisibitionist by E.B. Wite-Out June 8, 2009

excelcite 

The neo upperclass who use pleasuredomes (exclusively)

"..used exclusively by the excelcites who are the neo upperclass"

excelcite by bobagopa May 17, 2021

towel exercise

the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel

used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"

towel exercise by kwheezy February 25, 2008

exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word

exercise by Saack August 9, 2008

exercise vomit 

when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.

...like we care

"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"

this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook

exercise vomit by brookeb925 April 9, 2010