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except for eddie vedder

a phrase which is used as a joke literally at any gathering of people when someone (usually an organizer of the event) confirms that everyone, who was meant to come, has come; but then some bastard says this phrase suggesting that they have to wait for Eddie Vedder. the thing that makes it funny is that there's no meaning in this phrase at all, and there's no actual connection between Pearl Jam's frontman and the fact of him being or not being at any kind of meetings.

the use of the phrase can also be expanded by saying it whenever someone mentions something in plural form – see example 2.
Ex.1:
– finally everyone's here
– except for eddie vedder!
– what?

Ex.2:
– I'm gonna eat all of these sandwiches
– except for eddie vedder!
– what?
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Except for Jeff 

When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy

A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff
for all intents and purposes he is straight except for jeff.

except for Jeff 

When a straight guy is sexually attracted to and/or banged another guy. But only ONE guy

Can't say no to Jeff
for all intents and purposes he is straight except for Jeff.
except for Jeff by Sickomonster June 12, 2024
Word of the Day on June 23, 2024

Except for the Bible 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!?
Hym "CAN YOU BELIEVE HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT!? 'Be careful what you read... EXCEPT FOR THE BIBLE!?' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH!!! PFFFTTSSSEECGH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!? AND SHE JUST ROLLS HER EYES AT HIM! OOOOOOH MY NON-EXISTENT JEW-GOD! THAT IS PRICELESS! It's like something you would hear in a 'God is not dead' movie! It's like they hired the 'God is not dead' guy to write their responses! Seriously! Get this guy out of here! There is something WRONG with these fucking people! That is why a Christian pastor is shooting your fucking senators! You need to not be too stupid to do something about that! And I know it's hard for you because you are exactly THAT stupid but really you need to get with the program. They will get you all killed. If 'THAT' IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING... You need to make an executive decision and save yourselves."
Except for the Bible by Hym Iam June 18, 2025

okay except for 

A quick response to a question about one's well being during the presidency of Donald J. Trump. It acknowledges living in frightful times while attempting to move ahead with life.
Pete: "Hey, how's it going?"
Brian: "Okay except for."
Pete: "Trump?"
Brian: "Yeah, how about you?"
Pete: "Same here. I'm okay except for."

Everyone Is Gay Except For Kirby 

Where everyone is gay except for kirby.
Everyone is gay except for kirby even you are gay.

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026