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pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

Excrementally 

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.
Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.
Excrementally by TruculentPug September 7, 2008

Excrementuously 

a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.

b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…

c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.

Me: I’d better not…

You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…

Me: Fine

Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!

You: Were you also with diarrhea?

Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…

You: O’rly?

b)

Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?

c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?

Me: How could I ever forget…?

You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?

Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!

Excrement!

soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.
Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!
Excrement! by yeah whatever January 21, 2005

excrementally 

a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"
"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."