| 57. | Teflon management | ||
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The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing. Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that. Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class! |
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| 58. | Swagfag | ||
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1. (n.) A person who defines his swag with the excessive use of 80s and early 90s style. This is usually done by wearing skinny jeans and bright color t-shirts and group coordination. 2. (n.) A person who deliberately steals another person's style in an effort to be cool. If someone looks like someone else that is instantly recognizable, this person is a swagfag.
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| 59. | Katie | ||
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A syndicated group of females (and possible a male..im sorry if your a male with this name) who posess the power to read other katie's minds. They often aspire to excell in awkward random situations. They adore sexual jokes and often make others feel uncomfortable without trying. They are a unique kind who thrive on the computer. They get their energies from web comics, coffee, pasta, and bread. They love talking about sex and often mislead male (or female) friends. Do not attempt to understand a katie, for you never will succeed. 1) If you are a Katie, you might understand this sentance..."Yellow giraffes are jack rabbits."
2) A girl who can't come up with an example for the word Katie, even with another Katie on the phone. |
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| 60. | Aion | ||
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A new MMORPG being released by NCSoft for a Western audience. Previously released in South Korea and China, the game has enjoyed widespread acclaim as a potential challenger to the current undisputed market leader, World of Warcraft. NCSoft have assigned their Western counterparts ("NCWest") the task of making alterations - subtle and otherwise - to the game, in order for it to appeal more to a Western audience. Due for release in September of 2009 in both the EU and North America, many hope that it will finally bring some competition to the world of MMO gaming, to the point of "fanboys" on both sides badmouthing eachothers' games. Person A: "Hey, check this new MMO; it's called Aion. You can even fly! This is totally going to ruin WoW."
Person B: "I don't think it's going to *ruin* it, per se... WoW is still an excell-" Person A: "Dude, what the hell?! AION IS BETTAR." Person B: "NO U." etc. etc. |
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| 61. | Whitford | ||
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To excell in graphic design but cover it up by being slack. Wow, Shes a bit of a whitford isn't she.
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| 62. | Put my foot in it | ||
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to do a really got job on something and have a good time doing it; to have a kick ass talent I went snowboarding yesterday and put my foot in it. It was so much fun.
My mom will put her foot in some lasagna. |
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| 63. | Sydney | ||
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Honestly,
Sydney is someone who you can always trust. Her outgoing attitude may make you think otherwise, but she never tells anything. She is gorgeous. Occasional freckles, brown eyes, brunette, sexy body, tan, and perfect. BEAUTIFUL smile. Her positive attitude and radiance can brighten anyone's day. Incredible kisser. Passionate. If she cares about someone, she will tell them. Likes a guy who cares about her and makes the first move. Once you hurt her, you are done. And if she isn't accepted, she doesnt care. She doesnt point out flaws, because she finds no point. She makes wise decisions. People around her encourage her to do bad things, but she has never accepted. She has more common sense than anyone. Isn't a big reader. But tries to excell in school even if its hard. Generally a soccer player, modest about her incredible skill and speed. Can kick your ass and doesnt give payback only if it is 100% needed. Really funny. She is so confident and secure about herself that her amazing personallity just comes with the package. Dont get on her bad side, trust me. NEVER make the mistake of losing her because she is really hard to get back. Ideal for Long-Term relationships, and does only what is needed. Whoever meets her, automattically falls head over heels. She is perfect in every way, and if you dont believe this...than im sorry, you're an idiot. "Damn. That girl is fine. And i can talk to her about anything. I love my Sydney."
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