A degenerative disease in which otherwise seemingly healthy individuals become completely incapable of operating outside of MS Excel.
Due to the Project Manager's advanced case of Excelerosis, we are continueing to operate on data that is out of sync with the database by almost half a year to produce a "current" dashboard of project milestones.
An evil satellite internet company that should be removed from the face of the earth.
They lock you into a 2 year contract with a download limit, no internet when it rains, and shitty speeds because they have overloaded the satellite.
Bob:"Hey dude me and a bunch of my buddies are gonna play call of duty tonight. You wanna join in?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I cant I have Exede for internet."
Bob: "You poor unlucky bastard!"
A religion where the followers also knows as "eccedentists" worship this emoji 🙂. This word has drived from the english word "eccedenteist" meaning 'a person who hides their pain behind a smile'. As 🙂 emoji resembles a fake smile, this name was adapted as the official name of the religion.
Find more about eccedenteism by following the account @eccedenteism in Instagram.