n. word defining the ability of a person to consume mass amounts of the alcoholic beverage known as beer without getting full, sick, or overly intoxicated.

John: "Is he not drunk? He has drank two times more beer than I."
Jane:"No, he has a lot of exbeerience."

exbeerience by The Original Olson March 9, 2009

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exbestfriend

somebody who was your bestfriend at one point but then backstabbed you or started to ignore you and is no longer your bestfriend.

you usually have strong feelings of hatred or sadness toward this person.

nikki- "idk what happened with me and emily"

friend- "i thought you two were bestfriends?"

nikki- "emily started ignoring me and i guess i was replaced. i love her to death but idk what we are anymore"

friend- you're exbestfriends" :(

exbestfriend by nikkiisamazing13 October 11, 2010

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Exboyfrienditis

A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.

"UGH Brad is such a pretentious asshole. He thinks he's god's fucking gift to humanity!"

"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."

Exboyfrienditis by Shiksa_Goddess August 27, 2009

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exbae

Your FORMER b.a.e (before anyone else)
i.e. when you are dating two to multiple girls at a time, but then for whatever reason you get married to one of them without telling any of your other "baes" - therefore all others have become exbae

Homie 1: Bro, your exbae is super attached.
Homie 2: Yea, I know. Time to call detachment!

exbae by Digital Dictionary May 13, 2018

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