Final Exams
A stupid ass test which you spend all your fucking damn time studying for. They are completely useless as hell and can kiss my ass.
Final Exams by Rebellereign May 21, 2017
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Her: I'm not hungry.
Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.
Her: I'm sure.
Her: *eats his food*
Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.
Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.
Her: I'm sure.
Her: *eats his food*
Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.
Exasscracktly by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 July 15, 2018
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IB exams
A period of 3 weeks consisting of exams that test everything the average IB student has forgotten over the 2 year diploma program. The time before and during the exam period usually involves several mental breakdowns, frequent crying fits, a feeling of impending doom, and yet still finding enough time to write an urban-dictionary entry about them.
IB student 1: Hey! how are your IB exams going?
IB student 2: I don't even know anymore... It feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
IB student 1: Yeah I know what you mean, I had that feeling yesterday. Luckily I only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
IB student 2: You're so lucky! I have 3 tomorrow as well but I have only revised for one...
IB student 1: Eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
IB student 2: Sure
IB student 2: I don't even know anymore... It feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
IB student 1: Yeah I know what you mean, I had that feeling yesterday. Luckily I only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
IB student 2: You're so lucky! I have 3 tomorrow as well but I have only revised for one...
IB student 1: Eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
IB student 2: Sure
IB exams by IBstudent2 May 9, 2010
Final Exams
Teacher: Hey Timmy, good luck on your final exams tomorrow!
Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.
Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.
Final Exams by littleredhat March 26, 2016
Regents Exams
Something a McQuaid Jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. The object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.
Guy 1: I just got done with exams! Summer feels so sick brah!
Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams
Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams
Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
Regents Exams by underground knight June 11, 2010
exams
the only thing that always ruin my life ... the destroyer! the ultimate fuckin' exam always stuck my head down! the term used aside from the word suffer! and the word next to sorrow .. the word next to grief! the word next to burden!!
exams by marga221996 August 14, 2014
After exams
The crunch time at the end of an academic year, when all fun or otherwise entertaining activities have to be postponed until all exams have been taken.
A: "Dude, you want to go hang out later this week?"
B: "Sorry, can't. Let's do that after exams."
C: "You totally have to check this out, it's like the coolest thing ever!"
D: "I don't have time. Ask me again after exams."
B: "Sorry, can't. Let's do that after exams."
C: "You totally have to check this out, it's like the coolest thing ever!"
D: "I don't have time. Ask me again after exams."
After exams by DesertFox138 April 30, 2010