| 127. | zulzu | ||
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An ignorant person who believes everything said to him. Not capable of using the powers of his brain to resolve easy problems or distinguish between the ordinary and complete exagerated lies. Not necessarily retarded. Stupid beings and not worth living. Duncan: "Hey Bob, I'm back from a safari trip in Lesotho and I can't believe my eyes with what I saw... Elephants with wings up in the sky. They were actually flying using special wind currents generated in that particular geographical area. "
Bob: "Well, that must have been awsome! I'm booking a trip there too to witness this rare event then. Thanks" Duncan talking to himself: "Sigh, you never cease to amaze me what a great zulzu you are, dear me..." |
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| 128. | OMGORILLA | ||
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A derivation of OMG(oh my gosh), OMGORILLA, just as with omg, is often used in the event of surprise and shock. Usually describing someones exagerated response to an event or statement. Generally not used for serious circumstances. Guy1: Hey is that guy gonna catch-up?
Guy2: No, he's going to mayonnaise. *snicker* Guy1: OMGORILLA. That's retarded. >_> |
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| 129. | Bimmy | ||
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This word is based on a character portrayed by a monkey in suspended trousers in the 1950s television show "Howdy Doody"; This monkeys' name is "Mr. Bim" in this series.
The human descript of Mr. Bim is a relation to the anatomical construct of a toy of "Mr. Brim" that features a hideous unovelesque grody plastic face and hairy apeish body like that of a real monkey. Brings us to the word "Bimmy"; A human with similar or exact anatomical features of an ape or monkey-e.g. exagerated limbs, hairy or "plushy" areas of the body, fake appearance as a "human" and a mind to hoard bananas. The child at the Zoo pointed to the man staring at the lion, and said to his Mother; "Hey, look ma! that man is a Bimmy!", noting that the man staring at the lion sported a tank top shirt exposing a rather hideously, unusual patch of hair on his shoulders and back, and his knuckles were curled inwards laying on the ground beside him.
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| 130. | Nye | ||
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An overally exagerated lie. Total and absolute embelishment. 1. This dude is allways exagerating, he is such a nyer.
2. Son! You did not invent the space shuttle!! Stop NYING! |
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| 131. | hairy hoof | ||
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An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!! Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!
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| 132. | Fondled | ||
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To be given an ridiculous task that is to be completed within an even more ridiculous time scale. This can also be known as the 'Fondel Effect' or to be 'Caressed'. This person is often referred to as the 'Fondler'. The 'Fondel Effect' is usually exagerated by the 'Fondler' working from home or being on sick leave. I have just been fondled aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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| 133. | Markstrom | ||
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A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them. Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks. She looked like she was falling asleep, so I had to markstrom her last night to wake her up.
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