Exactlocationamomometer 

A device that gives the user the technological ability to locate any object that they have lost, or desire, wherever it may reside in the world or universe.

The item to be searched for is entered into the machine, which then searches every possible location in the universe to find the exact location of the desired object.
Data on the location of the item, such as co-ordinates and place of spacial residence are displayed on the output screen, allowing you to find any object you have lost or wish to find.

Jim: "Dude, some nigga stole my bran new bike out of my garage last night, and i have no clue where he took it..."
Winston: "Here, you can borrow my Exactlocationamomometer to find it"
Jim: "Woah, that's fancy, Thanks"

Exactlocationamomometer by The Neon Zebra. June 14, 2010

eratication

A term used to describe the total wipe-out of an entire rat population.

He was personally responsible for the complete eratication of a widespread underground colony of gargantuan rodents.

eratication by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021

exactalation 

Combined by the two words “ejaculation” and “exactly.” (v.) When ejaculation occurs exactly at the right time and place with no embarrassment, and plenty of praise from your wife.

Wife: “Wow, honey! That was awesome!”

Husband: “What can I say, babe? I have excellent exactalation!”

exactalation by The Crotchety Old Cynic June 23, 2011

exzotication 

A word use to describe strippers

My bestfriend reanna nickay barrett is a exzotication stripper

exzotication by Nattyboo May 21, 2018