1) A malicious vile individual of the male variety who insists on making life of the ex-wife as turbulent, chaotic and unhappy as possible in his undying quest to destroy her completely. Be especially careful if this individual is being friendly as this is a ploy used to get you to let your guard down so he can stab you in the back.
2) Tyrannical douchebag
3) Soul sucking piece of shit
4) Self-centered bastard
who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches
Q: "Are you afraid of going to hell?"
A: "No, I have an ex-husband."
Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.
I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving!
A person who is divorced by a woman when she figures out the he is worthless, unmotivated and a deadbeat. Doesn't pay for his children's expenses and always blames someone else for his mistakes in life.
My ex-husband borrowed money from a loan shark and asked me for a loan to pay him back. (YEAH RIGHT!)
When a man finally understands that his needs do not have to be met by a woman who is meeting everybody elses.
I am glad I am her ex-husband. Now I don't have to share.
one who pulls himself excessively
A male who should be chosen as someone you would want to watch your children every other week. Very similar to a purse, convenient, full of crap and easily replaced.
The jackass who started his own business and used your credit card. The jerk you divorced and he stuck you with the payment books and didn't pay the support. The father of the year who got himself underemployed to squander his support payments.
My ex-husband is a business owner of a future bankrupt corporation.