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The ex-husband of your current wife and the father of your step-child. He usually acts like he is one of your best friends since you are now sleeping with the woman he didn't want and raising the kids he didn't seem to have time for when he was married to her. The ex-husband -in-law nomenclature does not apply to the man left behind from a failed marriage caused by an adulturous woman. My ex-husband in-law came over to pick up my step-daughter and I just about couldn't get him to leave the house. He kept wanting to talk about the game, or the race, or tell me about his new girlfriend. I swear, he tries to act like I'm one of his best friends.
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| 2. | ex-wife in-law | ||
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An ex-wife in-law is any former wife of your current husband that he had children with. Your drama with the ex-wife in-law will run far deeper than your other in-laws. My ex-wife in-law struck again, this time she ruined the holidays for the children.
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| 3. | wife in law | ||
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When your ex-husband starts dating/courting/or worse yet, marries your best friend. Because she's your best friend, she's also now your wife in law! My ex-husband Bill, started dating my best friend of 20+ years, Jane. They married (apparently she didn't learn much from all my bitching) so now she's my wife in law.
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| 4. | husband in-law | ||
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your ex-wife's new husband and assumed step-father of your kids who you need to clear visitation with, because the ex-wife is too difficult to deal with. My husband in-law is easier to deal with then that ex-wife bitch of mine.
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| 5. | Monster in-law | ||
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Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband. If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property. The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions. HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf? HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter. NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law. |
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| 6. | husband-in-law | ||
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The prick that married your ex-wife I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
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| 7. | peter-in-law | ||
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A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then your buddy sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him. Sean Penn (Madonna's ex-husband) is the peter-in-law of Guy Ritchie (and let's face facts, a bunch of other people too!)
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