middle-aged person who in the 1960's was a hippie and now works as a real estate agent, business manager, ect.
kid 1: yeah my parents cought my smoking weed the other day
kid 2: i thought they were hippies why do they care?
kid 1: yeah they were hippies, now they are ex-hippies. so they care...
(n.) An obsessive phanatic of the jam band Phish] who becomes offended, enraged, or irritated by anyone who is not obsessed with Phish or similar jam bands, such as the String Cheese Incident. These fans may even turn violent in some cases, grabbing critics of Phish by the collar and threatening to "kick the shit out" of them. Most phascists are actually young and attend middle school or high school, as most wiser, more mature Phish phans should know that listening to Phish and then threatening to punch some one is hypocritical, to say the least. Phascist will usually refuse to believe anything negative about their favorite jam band, and are often ex-"punks" or ex-"metalheads" that somehow believe Phish has "rock" or "punk" connections (Apparently, this is to make it appear that Phish is not the hippie band that it is stereotyped .)
Any Phish phan that smokes PCP or does any drugs harder than acid is probably a phascist. Yes, it sounds strange, but phascists do indeed exist. Beware.
Phascist: "Yo, this Phish song is the phuckin' shit, man."more...
Some Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yeah, it's alright, I guess."
Phascist: "WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'IT'S ALL RIGHT?!!' ARE YOU PHUCKING OUTTA YER MIND, YOU PHUCKING PIECE O' SHIT?!! IT'S THE PHUCKING SHIT, MAN!! IT'S THE PHUCKIN' SHIT!!! GET THE PHUCK OUTTA MY CAR, YOU PHUCKIN' GAY MOTHERPHUCKER!!!"
Another Phascist: "Yo, this song is phuckin' rockin', dude. This song is phuckin' phunky as shit, y'know."
Another Guy With Hemorrhoids: "I don't know, I always have trouble listening to Phish on a CD player. They're so much better live."
Phascist (Grabs Hemorrhoid Guy and throws him up against wall): "WHAT THE PHUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU PHUCKIN ASSHOLE PUSSY!! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT PHISH, YOU MOTHERPHUCKER?!! I'LL KICK YOU'RE PHUCKING ASS!!!"
Last Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yo, did you guys hear that one of those hippie Phish dudes got beat up by Hell's Angels for taking suggestive pics of a little girl?"
Phascist: "NO!!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! THAT NEVER PHUCKIN' HAPPENED!! THAT'S A PHUCKIN' LIE!! YOU PHAGGOT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED, YOU PHORGET THAT HAPPENED, YOU HEAR ME?!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOIN' TO PHUCK YOU UP!!!"
When a person mixes Mush With Extacy two of my favourite drugs personally this is a intense mixture. Visuals are intensified, hysteric laughing is a guarntee.
Tyler: Yo nathan look what I got *Bag of shrooms* Nathan: Oh SICK look what i got *Bag of pills* Both: HIPPIE FLIP!!!!!!!!!
(noun)Any obnoxious, hippie-wannabe prettyboy that calls himself "The King". Can usually be seen in the company of many swooning females, and when in danger, runs to his dear mother for protection. Has a massive head, due to excessive hot air.
Ex. See that kid in the "vintage" American Eagle shirt holding an acoustic guitar that he can't actually play? He's such a Weston!
ex-hippie, probably Australian, likes to write, enjoys most type of music. moderately insecure. Generally warm-hearted and sympathetic.
dude: Hey what's that girl's name over there- the one playing the guitar and singing.
other dude: that's Denelda
A wealthy, always liberal mother who believes in eating organic foods and usually has two or more children.
She likes wearing tribal-themed wood necklaces from places in Africa that she donated charity to, and tends to have a very earthy color palette pertaining to fashion. She doesn't have to do yoga, but likes to engage in activities like gardening, working in the community, and driving her very big car to various other stay-at-home yogamom's houses.
Yogamom is also very self-righteous and secretly despises other people who don't take part in the activities mentioned above. Yogamom is a hippie, but is not hip.
When using the word "Yogamom" one must never add articles such as "a" or "the". It's just yogamom.
Giving her children Luna bars and eco-water bottles in her car, Lisa had turned into yogamom.
An ex hippie who smoked pot and was a hypocrite to their own kids about smoking premium joint.
Damn, man! You smokes 50 sliff in yo day. Mutha fucka, why cant I have a slice? You a damn hippiecrite!