A woman who used to be fat, hefty, and is now not.
Used in Bride Wars c. 2009.
"She's kind of an ex-heifer."
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.
Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.
a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
Used to mean pregnant cow. But is also an insult meaning fat woman.
My ex boyfriend is now in a relationship with a heifer.
Anything that is figuratively and/or literally harmful and destructive.
figuratively: My ex-girlfriend is a subversive heifer!
literally: The middle eastern terrorists are all subversives!
Used when you're talking about someone who is a complete douchebag.
"You mean your ex boyfriend cheated on you with his ex from a different state, then he said he didn't even want to be friends after you said you would give him a second chance?"
"Yeah, he's a real fuckstick. His heifer girlfriend can have him."
Wow, that Josh kid is a fuckstick.