| 1. | ex-heifer | ||
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A woman who used to be fat, hefty, and is now not. Used in Bride Wars c. 2009. "She's kind of an ex-heifer."
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| 2. | heifer herder | ||
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a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres. ex.
Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder. |
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| 3. | crazy heifer | ||
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a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family. "That woman is a crazy heifer."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?" "I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent." |
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| 4. | Heifer | ||
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Used to mean pregnant cow. But is also an insult meaning fat woman. My ex boyfriend is now in a relationship with a heifer.
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| 5. | subversive | ||
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Anything that is figuratively and/or literally harmful and destructive. figuratively: My ex-girlfriend is a subversive heifer!
literally: The middle eastern terrorists are all subversives! |
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| 6. | Fuckstick | ||
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Used when you're talking about someone who is a complete douchebag. "You mean your ex boyfriend cheated on you with his ex from a different state, then he said he didn't even want to be friends after you said you would give him a second chance?"
"Yeah, he's a real fuckstick. His heifer girlfriend can have him." Wow, that Josh kid is a fuckstick. |
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