| 15. | ex girlfriend | ||
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Girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. They are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. Not all ex girlfriends are like this though. My boyfriend's ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.
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| 16. | ex box | ||
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A box that contains the saved items of past girlfriends, i.e cards or anything they have given you that reminds you of them with the intent of going through it at later date to remember them. Dude my girlfriend found my ex box in my closet; needless to say her stuff is now in it
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| 17. | Hockey | ||
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a sport where you try to kiss your friends ex-girlfriends, the more you kiss the more points you get. At the end of the month the person who hooked up with the least amout of thier friends ex-girlfriends has to get the words "I'm a PUCK head" tattoed on their body. "I can't believe your a Puck head"
"well thats what i get for losing in a game of Hockey" |
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| 18. | Crazioactive | ||
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n. Craziation, Crazioactivity. Usually pertaining to ex-girlfriends or scorned lovers, this term is used to describe a person with a significant amount of emotional baggage. "Kim called me 5 times and texted me 3 times in a two hour period after I told her I wanted to break up. Then she drove to my house and climbed in through the window, screaming, 'You said you loved me!'...on her way out, she slashed my tires. I guess that means she's crazioactive now, and can't be touched for another thousand years."
"I met a girl at the bar last night whose left eye kept twitching every time I mentioned football. Whenever a team on television scored a touchdown, she brought up a different horror story about one of her many ex-boyfriends. It was a high-scoring game. I started to feel the crazioactivity, so I told her I was going to the bathroom and never came back." |
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| 19. | Overchestimate | ||
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When a friend asks you how big your ex-girlfriends boobs were, but you say they we're one size larger. Idiot 1: They we're Z cups Dude! Idiot 2: O.... M.... G! "Brandon always Overchestimates his ex-girlfriends; That guy is an idiot."
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| 20. | xophobia | ||
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A fear of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends. My friend never gets along with his ex-girlfriends. He has xophobia.
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| 21. | Face Leech | ||
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A male friend who uses you to meet women and becomes their friend on Facebook. They accomplish this by hanging out with you in casual settings (ie. bar/festival/party). When you bump into or meet up with female friends he will latch on to her/them by using Facebook. He's very unsuspecting and he does it in secret while you are in the bathroom or distracted in another conversation with someone else. He will approach her innocently and say something like "Hey, are you guys friends on Facebook? Can I be your friend too?" He will do this with your current girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, or long time female friends. Ways to figure if your friend is Face Leech: 1. Hang out with him at a bar till you accidentally bump in to a female friend. Next morning, check to see if they are friends on Facebook. If they are friends and you seemed to have missed the conversation about them being friends on Facebook... Your friend is probably a Face Leech. 2. Look in your mutual friends with him. If its all girls and just another guy or two... He's most likely a Face Leech. Dude, Bob and I were hangin at the bar and accidentally bumped in to my ex-girlfriend Kristin... and now their Facebook friends!?!?!?!? I hope that Face Leech isn't' trying to go for sloppy seconds!
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