The act of talking or obsessing about ex-girlfriends/boyfriends or ex-spouse. This phenomenon typically happens when the person talking has had a recent breakup and is looking for sympathy or answers. Also a great way to end a date.
Wow, the date was going really good until she started opening up the ex-files.
1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.
2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.
Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."
Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.
Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.
A show that all white people whatch or have watched at least once in there life although the hardest case for mulder and scully would be to find a black guy or someone who isnt white that watches thier show
Did you watch the X-files the other day ?
No man im not white
When you are out on a date with someone.
Everything is fine then the discussion suddenly turns and your starts airing all the laundry of all their previous ex's because they are not quite over her last long string of ex's.
By the end of the date your are feeling like yup I am better being single...
The date: Yeah my last boyfriend/girlfriend did that and yeah you look like you are like all the rest.
me: Look I am out on a date I don't need to hear about your string of x-files...
Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.
|6.||second hand snoop|
when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.
1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"
2: "are you on myspace?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."
A GNU/Linux distro for insecure teenagers who desperately need to prove to themselves that they're l33t. Arch users (archtards) are firm believers in The Archtard Way, which dictates that editing configuration files by force is the path to l33tness (see gentoo), even if all they're doing is directly following instructions from the Arch wiki.
Having installed Arch, one of the first rites of passage for the Archtard is to visit the Ubuntu forums and irc channels. Archtards love Ubuntu, because it's one of the few communities where they feel they can assert their l33tness without being laughed at. They like to offer insightlful solutions such as "u should install arch if u really want to learn linux", or to point out how n00b the Ubuntu distro is, even though they were using Ubuntu last week.
(clueless ubuntu user) how do i add myself to the plugdev group?
(ex-ubuntu user, now archtard) dude, I don't know, you should install arch linux.
(archtard) Can u suggest any services I can disable to optimizize my system some more? I want to get rid of some bloatware so KDE runs faster.
Typical conversation between archtards:
(archtard #1) fluxbox > gnome
(archtard #2) fvwm > fluxbox
... and so on.