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36. Wicket
Only the coolest ewok ever.
Dude 1: "Who would win in a inter-galactic war? Chewbacca or Jar-Jar Binks?"

Dude 2: "Wicket, duh."
37. Norwalk Virus
a virus that causes you to vomint and have diarrhea. It sounds like the word Ewok and whenever I hear "norwalk" I imagine the cute and loveable Ewoks chilling out on Endor playing drums and all getting sick from bad seafood.
My boss contracted the Norwalk Virus, almost shit her pants and had to go home. As a result there was no one at work to stop me from logging on to urban dictionary and defining the word "Norwalk"
38. emock
An emo jock. A flock of jocks can be emocks, especially when displaying obvious characteristics such as pining, whining, and secret desires to grope during the big game (eg; Rugby, American Football, Curling, etc.).
Emocks often adopt the obviously emo "stripey-shirt" look, but try cover it up using brighter colours, as well as styling their hair in many ridiculous fashions.
A good comparison between an Emock and a regular Emo is that they like to show their "feminine side", and "get in touch with their feelings". In the case of the emocks, however, this is only ever expressed in the ability to wear pink clothing without feeling like a fag.
Person 1: Man look at those emocks over there! Point and laugh!
Person 2: No way man, those will beat us up to hide their obvious emoness!
39. Ewok
A very short female of round appearance with short stumpy legs. Facial hair is NOT mandatory for this species, though a large number do tend to wear at least some growth. They are known to have great affection for Pussy Monsters. They originate from the Canary Wharf area of East London, though they have quickly spread worldwide.
"Watch those Pussy Monsters devour those Ewoks"
40. ewok
2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained stormtroopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars
Ronny: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.

Paul: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.
41. Cloak Time
Sexual foreplay using a Star Wars Jedi cloak. Reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his penis as his "lightsaber." It is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. At some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, "May the force be with you." For those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved.
"Babe-beeee, I'm horny"
"Really? You wanna get out of here for some Cloak time?"
42. Cloak Time
Sexual foreplay using a Star Wars Jedi cloak. Reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his penis as his "lightsaber." It is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. At some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, "May the force be with you." For those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved.
"Babe-beeee, I'm horny"
"Really? You wanna get out of here for some Cloak time?"
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