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1. ewen
someone who is GODDAMN AWESOME DEFINITELY A KOOL KAT. awesome singer / gtarist.
girl one: omg there is ewen lets have sex with him

girl two: OK!!!!

pet dog: wooF!
2. ewen
1. Of or displaying a general lack of conscientiousness
2. To show little and / or poor judgement
3. A general state of malaise not unlike a hangover brought on by a largely forgotten night of severe drinking.
"I think Dave might get fired, he's been acting really ewen lately."

"Dude, I think I had about 20 shots of Jameson last night, I'm totally ewen right now."
3. Ewen
Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.

Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.

Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys
'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'
by Daddy Apr 22, 2004 add a video
4. ewen
someone with a very small head.
look at that pin-head hes a ewen!
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