Evapulation 

When you cum on your belly and then fall asleep only to find the cum has disappeared when you wake up.

I experienced some severe evapulation when I woke up this morning. Where does it even go?

Evapulation by Reeder3232 June 26, 2020

evaporain 

when it looks like it is raining, but you aren't getting wet

As I stood outside, it looked as if it were raining...but I wasn't getting wet- it can only be evaporain

evaporain by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

evapochildincendiario

the act of yeeting a child into the sun

The child liked fortnite, so I committed evapochildincendiario.

evapochildincendiario by theterrablade42 March 8, 2021

Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

evaporated cane juice by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009

evapoir 

evapoir n. (Coined by Magniforis Zhangustus after a afternoon dream) An awakening from a dream; the switch of ones spirit from one world to another.(From evaporation + reservoir. Zhangustus dreamt the worlds of dreams as well as any wold as ponds, lakes, or reservoirs holding the spirit of the dreamer. Thus, in order to get out of a dream, one must "evaporate" the "reservoirs".)

What a evapoir!

evapoir by Magniforis Zhangustus May 22, 2009

pen evaporation 

The re-uptake of the pen you were just using into the stratosphere (or so it seems); when the pen you had manages do disappear without a trace from the face of the earth, to be found again long, long after you've given up (if ever)

"I was JUST writing notes with that pen, where the HELL did it manage to get to!?!?"

"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."

pen evaporation by FireHaze June 18, 2009