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Someone who worships evolution and/or defends it at all costs and are cruel to creationists.
Though there are fossil apes and australiopithecus can't you believe that we were formed independently but similarly? Evotards brainwash themselves too much by putting too much faith in naturalism.
by angryatnocommonsense February 22, 2015

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