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A theory about the "big bang" When all the dirt in the universe was condensed into a region smaller than a period at the end of this sentence. Actually, there's another theory that says the region was "nothing". (E.I. We all came from an explosion, that explosion came from a dot, that dot came from nothing, and that nothingness came from all the matter in the universe.) That is literally, Impossible.

Later in the time period. All the galaxies and stars were created, when something explodes, all the fragments that come off of the explosion would be separated and distributed evenly. When It's not, it's lumpy called galaxies, and there's zillions of miles of nothing called void.

Then it says that the earth was very hot, and there were boiling pits of lava. Then It started raining, and the rain cooled down the lava. Then it rained a little too much, which created oceans. And swimming in the oceans(from the rocks) were complex chemicals. "The process from a complex chemical to a living organism is very slow"(totally stopped) Then out of the soup. came the first living organism. which of course could A sexually reproduce, and after a while it became the first multi-celled organism. That multi-celled organism found someone to mate with(really good trick to learn, especially since he's the first and only of his kind)
"Hey John, I found this sword made by ancient Romans, with a dinosaur printed on it"

"Well we know it's fake because, we know that dinosaurs and man didn't live together, due to evolution."
by Oh the glorious questions November 18, 2009
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1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.
Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.
by fatboy_bake March 30, 2011
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It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were all fish. M'kay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby and the retard baby was different so it got to live. The retard fish goes on to make more retard babies and one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with his "mutant fish hands" and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this--Retard frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog and then this monkey-fish-frog has butt sex with this monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of 5 retarded monkeys having butt sex with a fish.


Evolution is stupid. M'kay?
by RJones306 March 03, 2009
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A lie. For example, did you know that:
a)In the early Earth, there was not the right conditions for long enough (if they existed)for life to appear.Jim Brooks mentions this in his book "Origins of Life"
b) It has been reported that "80 to 85% of Earth's land surface does not have even 3 geologic periods appearing in 'correct' consecutive order" for Evolution. Recently, fish scales were found in the “Cambrian layer” when according to the evolutionary column, fish did not appear until much later.
c) World population growth rate in recent times is about 2% per year. Practicable application of growth rate throughout human history would be about half that number. Wars, disease, famine, etc. have wiped out approximately one third of the population on average every 82 years. Application of this on an evolutionary time scale runs into major difficulties. Starting with one "couple" just 41,000 years ago would give us a total population of 2 x 10 to the power of 89. The universe does not have space to hold so many bodies.
d)Rick Ramashing and Sir Fred Hoyle calculated the probability for one cell to evolve by chance. The atheist/agnostic team found to their disbelief that it is 1 chance in 10 to the 40,000th power years just for one cell to evolve. Hoyle said, "The chance that higher life forms might have emerged in this way is comparable with the chance that 'a tornado sweeping through a junk-yard might assemble a Boeing 747 from the materials therein.'
Biology teacher: Humans are a process of millions of years of evolution...
Pupil: But sir, how do you explain...(tons of evidence)
Biology teacher: Oh. OK, it didn't happen.
by Boffboy July 23, 2005
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A concept meant to be taken as man's journey, through biological change, to reaching HOMO SAPIEN-ism.

A highly fluid concept which many people contrast to the biblical creation. On the contrary, the two could possibly coincide! Christian doctorate states "on day with the LORD is a 1000 years". Evolution is said to have taken place over millions of years. Back in biblical days, particularly around the time of the beginning of recorded biblical sripture, the highest counted number was thousand. This was during the Jewish exile in Babylon, the numeral "million" would not become until the time of the Romans. According to the Bible, God created man in 7 days.

7 DAYS = 7000 YEARS and even possibly 7 MILLION YEARS(?)

However, as there is evidence of both Biblical and Scientific occurences. Its best that you athiest ignoramae stop believing and spreading man made and most certainly corrupted propaganda. EVOLUTION IS A THEORY AND MUST BE TAUGHT AS A THEORY, NOT A KNOWN TRUTH!
Evolution-A concept meant to be taken as man's journey, through biological change, to reaching HOMO SAPIEN-ism.
by Cristobal Martin March 15, 2006
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The theory that states that all organisms have a common ancestor. Not clear at all about how the first organisms appeared. If they appeared from nothing, then the theory is contradictory. This is becasue the theory states that all organisms have a common ancestor which has to mean that the common ancestor has that same common anscestor which makes absolutely no sense. It is a theory and has not been proven. It envolves ideas such as natural selection, artificial selection, certain types of predator to prey relations, etc. It is said that the first tetrapod (four legged creature) resembled a lizard with gills. This tetrapod (supposedly) evolved from single cell organizms over time and apparently is a common ancestor shared by all tetrapods today. Personally, I believe in Christianity.
You know what, if you trace your family tree far back enough, your great to the three billionth power grandfather is a lizard with gills and his great to the three billionth power grandfather was a microscopic organism. Shoot, in three bilion more years, us people will probably be bird like mammals with four legs, wings, a beak with built in knife, spoon and fork, and an incredible mind capacity containig over three trillion languages that range from Catterpillar Communication to French. Evolution in a nutshell.
by dalou April 26, 2006
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The theory that the Earth is over 9000 billion years old and hasn't turned to dust yet.

It involves a gigantic explosion from nothing.

Then microscopic sea animals decided to created themselves and eventually walk out of the water onto land and become monkies.

Then the monkies transformed into humans and got bigger brains, but some monkies couldn't find out how to transform themselves as easily so they stayed stupid monkies forever.

sounds legit enough i would say, eh?
Evolution... derp
by asdadadada December 18, 2009
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