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How your pokemon change at certain levels!
"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"
by Pkmn Master January 12, 2012
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A scientific Theory (a Theory in science being the closest to certianty possible, wihile remaining scientific) That does NOT in ANY way:

speculate on the origin of life on earth or otherwise (see biogenisis)

speculate on the origin of the universe

speculate on anyting but the prosess of genetic change in a population

state that any instantant transformations from one spicies to another has ever occured

state that humans cam from monkeys (it does however state that we share a common ansestor see Ape)

detail how a geneome could change in a single generation (evolution happens over multiple generations)

state that humans are in any way above or below any other form of life

state that as spicies evolve, they become bigger, 'better' or stronger, only more adapted.

state that there is no God

state that I hate most of the other, misinformed definitions (although this is true)

affiliate its self with the opening of penut butter jars or puddels being struck by lightning.

affiliate it'self with nonbiological or non-self replicating matter such as boeing 747s and scrap

allow its self to be defined by the majority of the definitions on the first few pages

hate you (but I might)

comment any anyting remotly metaphysical like the soul
That just about ruels most of the top rated definitions, and that is my point, find out what evolution is before considering yourself in a position to define it. On the subject of irriducable complexity. here's a laman's guide to the evolution of the eye:

An organism developes a cell/cluster of cells sensitive to light through a random mutation, this allows the organism to distinguish between being in light and dark, giving it a few obviouse advantages over it's competing organisms.

This then developes into a line of cells, giving the population the advantage of detecting the direction this light is coming from.

The line then becomes gradually more concave as the spicies developes, giving it more and more sense of directon of the light.

the cells then concave to the point of being a ball with a 'biological appature' allowing the spicies to eventually see basic images.

the cells then evolve to detect different wavelenghts of light (colour) ect. ect.
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Doesn't Evolution say we call come from monkeys?
No.

Doesnt Evolution say that all the dirt in the universe was condensed into a region smaller than a period at the end of this sentence?
Absolutly fucking not!!! EVER!!!!!
by Science, get it right. November 13, 2011
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A scientific theory that all life on earth descended from a common ancestor. Evolution has been repeatedly proven and observed time and time again, yet most of the morons writing definitions for Evolution on urbandictionary.com choose to ignore that.
Average Creotard/Mentally retarded redneck: Evolution b'aint be reel cuz dat der bibl tingy be sayin' su!
by StarySky May 21, 2011
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A nightclub in Bristol where post-townie single mums and office girls congregate to consume vast quantities of alcohol as preparation for the next days paid sick leave. Often used as an alternative to a social life when one is unavailable.
"I can't come in today, I'm not feeling very well."
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A WWE faction composed of Triple H, Randy Orton(Formally), Batista, and Ric Flair
see wwe.com and click on raw superstars
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A theory in crisis. Though schools teach it as a fact, it is in reality a farce.

Evolution is atheism masquerading in a lab coat. It has no practical purpose in biology, since it has not contributed anything to medicine or technology. (By evolution, I mean "macro" or "microbe-to man" evolution.)

Instead, it destroys our faith in God, leads to communism, undeniably leads to Nazism, and endorses murder and rape.

Evolution is full of contradictory ideas:
1. The fossil record is always right, except when it isn't.
2. Selfishness is good, so is altruism.
3. Commonalities prove common descent, but when they don't, it's "convergent evolution."
4. Reproduction is the purpose of life. But we should accept gays, even though they stops reproduction.
5. (Pattern in sky) it comes from aliens. (Pattern in DNA it just got there by mutations.
6. God doesn't exist, unless he used evolution.
7. There are significantly more harmful than beneficial mutations, yet we got here by an increase in beneficial ones.
8. Humans are just stupid animals, yet humans are capable of understanding the universe.
9. Species go extinct over time, yet there are still monkeys.

Farces:
1. Embryology. Disproved long ago, yet still used to justify abortion.
2. Junk DNA. All DNA has a purpose.
3. Vestigial organs. They all have a function
4. Miller-urey experiment. Even if it DID work, it would only prove that life needs a CREATOR.
Questions for evolutionists:
1. How could nothing create everything?
2. How did sex and reproduction evolve? Why didn't those first bacteria just try to live forever instead of reproducing (which is VERY complicated).

3. How does evolution alone explain the complexity of the DNA code?

4. Can a building be produced without a builder?
5 Can a painting be produced without a painter?
6. Which evolved first: male or female? Did they evolve at the same time?
7. When the fish walked out of the water, dit it have lungs or gills? Both?
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