B "no, just just lost my contact lens..."
A "what?!! you callin' me a liar now???!!! don't you go direspectin' me!!! i'm gonna smash your ugly fucking face in, you dirty little whore!!!!!!"
B *is not a townie and therefore *runs away**
(and yes, i have seen that happen before...)
Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)
Theologically speaking, evil is said to be the absence of good, or more specifically mans isolation from God, brought about not through Gods will but mankinds own doing.