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a food or drink so hideous that it sticks to your innards and turns your psyche into a cold blooded shell of your former self while at the same time, melting your ass with volcanic poop causing you to scream in pain and agony.
( joe comes into dining room and unveils his tuna and snapper sandwiches. upon consumption all the guests dash to the restroom and screams of agony are heard)

joe: WTF!!!

mutant guests: blood!!

(at the hospital later)

joe: they had evilrea? so that explains the death like smell coming from the restrrom.
by jack88 August 24, 2012