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Puerto Rican Eviction Notice 

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

evolution 

How your pokemon change at certain levels!
"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"
evolution by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012

Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".
Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

Sock Evolution 

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
Sock Evolution by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

Dragonball Evolution 

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.
"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
evolution shit by SadPepe December 10, 2018