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EVILGELICAL 

A Catholic sect of money hungry wolves that identifies themselves as Christians. They promote a underlined philosophy and agenda that promotes capitalism, better known as the 'Prosperity Movement. A branch of the Catholic Universal Religion, also coined the 'Charismatic Renewal'. See also the Word of Faith Movement.
The Evilgelical's believe Donald Trump is an answer to their prayers.
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Seven new members of the Pagan church, Officially became Evilenites this Saturday at the ceremony
Evilenite by Mark Britt September 7, 2005
Related Words
Sensual, blond ,Hypnoteuse
I'm Under Evilena's spell...
evilena by Terry April 20, 2004

evilgelical 

Any person that won't shut up about their superior God and wants others to destroy a meaningful life in the same way that they do- all the while going to Mega-Churches and other dens of hypocracy and ignorance.
Sonny joined a Evilgelical church last year. Now he owns a dozen AR-15s, pickets at Planned Parenthood, and keeps on talking about how Trump and Ted Cruz (aka Tez Crud) are great leaders of our nation.
Amazing English thrash metal band, formed in 2004 by brothers Matt (lead vocals, rhythm guitar) and Ol Drake (lead guitar), Mike Alexander (bass) and Ben Carter (drums)

Current discography:
All Hallows Eve (EP) -2004
Hell Demo - 2006
Enter the Grave (first full-length album) - 2007
Infected Nations (LP) -2009

A really great, very talented band (especially the drummer) Reviving classic thrash, they kinda sound like a big amalgam of Metallica, Slayer and Exodus, which can't possibly be a bad thing can it?!

Any fans of thrash should definitely check their stuff out
Jack: Hey, did you check out Evile's Enter The Grave?
Mike: No, should I?
Jack: Hell yes!
Mike: *has an eargasm*
Evile by CandleJackR1104 September 19, 2009
Gorgeous Goth Hypnotist ! Owner of souls
I was entranced and enslaved by Evilena
Evilena by Heather Chase April 20, 2004

evilenaed 

To be mesmerized or hypnotized by a sexy woman
I was at a bar when this beautiful blond walked by. I was immediately evilenaed
evilenaed by Hank Chambers April 29, 2004