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Evil Elf 

A holiday themed party where attendees gift the worst things they can find. Each attendee must bring a wrapped and unmarked gift to be able to participate. Similar to a "white elephant," participants draw numbers to designate the order for choosing gifts, although gift swapping is discouraged. Evil Elf originated in Atlanta, GA, at the 2003 SOLINET Holiday office party. Previous gifts have included terrifying clown portraits and dollar store pregnancy tests.
I just scored some Billy Ocean cassingles at Goodwill to put in the gift pile at Evil Elf!
Evil Elf by CobraCult December 15, 2016

Evil Empire

Reference to the New York Yankeees made by Boston Red Sox President Larry Lucchino. Called such because of their propensity to purchase baseball championships year after year.
The Yankees are the evil empire of baseball with the highest payroll in baseball of almost $190 million.

However, the Red Sox, who refer to the Yankees as such, have a payroll of almost $130 million, second highest in baseball. Would that make them the almost-evil empire? Or, how about the jealous empire?
Evil Empire by ACG2x October 16, 2004

evil eye 

The act of glaring at someone with a lot of anger or hatred.
"She must be pissed, she's been giving me the evil eye all night."
evil eye by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005

evil empire

the soviet union

they made Hitler look like a fuckin "girl scout"
it's a sick fuckin world folks

The Evil Empire

Friend 1: Dude! I need to go to Walmart.
Friend 2: Don't you mean the evil empire?
The Evil Empire by JussSayin January 8, 2012

Evil Empire

Wal-Mart, the retail giant.
Wal-Mart is such an evil empire. They crush competition, pay ridiculously low wages, and pass health care costs to their workers. They also make huge contributions to the Rebublican Party.
Evil Empire by kolohe61 December 26, 2005