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There is no evil, only opinion. Many consider the Islamic Terrorists to be evil. Yet they are raised in their religion to believe what they do is the "right" thing to do and that we are the "evil" people.

Yet we were raise wether it be by example or by religion that what they do is "evil" and that by invadng thier country were are doing the right thing.

So in all reality there can be no such thing as evil, only the side that your choose to take and the side you oppose.
Person 1 "Well i believe this and you dont so your evil"

Person 2 "But i believe this so that means YOU must be evil"
by DoobD August 24, 2006
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1.
aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)
In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...
by Triple J May 01, 2005
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2.
Essential ingredient for the making of humans.
Recipe for Human:
Add 3 cups water
Add half dozen eggs
Add chopped cabbage
Mix gently while adding Evil until desired effect.
Bake at 97 degrees Fahrenheit for 9 months
Serve chilled
by Krab October 10, 2003
1258 335
 
3.
Another word for your tax collecter.
Hi, I'm your tax collecter, and I'm a bitch.
by Mikerockzya April 17, 2004
795 191
 
4.
E- every
V- villain
I- is
L- lemons
Man Ray, the Dirty Bubble, and Barnacle Boy all formed an alliance known as EVIL.
by parismccrackenxyoubet May 10, 2008
508 102
 
5.
concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; Microsoft.
1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition.
2. help! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis! that's pretty darn evil.
by Batman February 21, 2003
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6.
A deterministic philosophy used to justify selfish extremes and deny responsibility for personal actions, even if they bring harm to others. Those who are evil almost always rationalize their actions and often despise the terms "good" and "evil" because it is much easier to deny moral absolutes than it is to acknowledge them.

Theologically speaking, evil is said to be the absence of good, or more specifically mans isolation from God, brought about not through Gods will but mankinds own doing.
Human beings are not black and white, but good and evil are.
by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004
386 161
 
7.
Abriveeation for Every Villain is Lemons
(SpongeBob SquarePants)
Manray, and the Dirty Bubble is in the group E.V.I.L.
by SpringBoob Squirepin October 20, 2003
276 55