An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.
Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x
Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*
A prison that contains about 5x the number of teenagers that it's actually supposed to.more...
Parents definition: The best place people have made, the best 4 years of my life, blah blah blah... Best this, best that... Really gets you prepared for real world... blah blah blah... *tunes out*
Our definition: The same routine every single day. Waking up super early to dress well in order to impress our friends. Use the extra time in the morning to finish the homework we didn't bother to look at when we get home. Get on the smelly, B.O. filled scented bus, and turn our face red by trying to hold our breath until we get to school. When arriving at school, we say hi and act super-excited to see all the same, boring people we see everyday.
Social Status!!! ::
Teachers- A large group of obnoxious old grannies and grandpas who attempt to 'teach' us about things, and fail. Makes us memorize things that are completely useless in life, and yell at us for stupid reasons. Many would like to shoot these humans.
Preps- Rich blond kids that are obsessed with PINK, Abercrombie&Fitch, Aeropostale, and brands like that. Normally have boobs hanging out from shirt, with no butt to fill in jeans. Commonly complains about broken fingernails and uses the words "Like, ohemgee, lawl."
Jocks- Stupid athletes that are very egotistical and obnoxious. Normally either disrupts class or sleeps in it. Picks on little people to make them feel better about themselves.
Geeks/Nerds- People who are generally ei...
The act of doing something against your will....by way of someone elses actions....aka parents, teachers, and/or your superiors
or very evil and persuasive friends
(over the phone conversation)
Friend: hey Nick, you wanna go to a party tonight?
Nick: I can't.....grr....i slavishly have to do homework that's due tomorrow.
the best high school in the entire northshore school district. our mascot is the viking.
the school is awesome for 3 main reasons: 1 our athletic program dosent consist of wussies (eat that bothell) 2 the teachers are flipin awesome, actualy teaching you usefull information 3 we have a mid-evil club during school and a DND club after school
bothell high school is our main oponent in pretty much everything, with an intense rivalry spaning many years
the only real problem with the school is that both youtube and urban dictionary are blocked by the school internet on the district level
random inglemoor student 1: oh man! did you see how badly we lost that football game to bothell last night.
random inglemoor student 2: yeah but did you hear that we beat them sensless at the boomer bowl afterwords!
random inglemoor student 1: maybe theay will try to retailate somehow...
random inglemoor student 2: nah even bothell isint that low.
Ridgefield is a small little podunk town in the state of Washington where all the big-mouthed and annoying people come to dwell when they get kicked out of their own towns for being annoying and spreading untrue rumors about their "best friends" and fellow citizens. It has the most percentage of ugly people compared to all other small towns in Washington. People know everything about everybody there, like who slept with who on this date and this place and some way or another they're all related. The high school is the center of all evilness and smack-talking. The majority of the school is made up of scene kids Devil-worshipers. Even the teachers and staff are evil and are all out to make the students' life a living hell and make sure they do not graduate because they're all spawns of the Devil. There's a law in place there which states that "All folks must stalk one or more persons in the given area and once he/she discovers something that would pique a citizen's interest, they must report it to all friends and bypassers so the whole town can learn about and demolish any sort of privacy a citizen owns."
"Did you hear about that one girl from Ridgefield who slept with her math teacher?"
I heard from one of my friends in Ridgefield that a teacher discovered a Seance in the upper gym"
|118.||De La Salle School|
A strict, tight up high school in Basildon, Essex.
The student service ladies are sarcastic,
the math teachers are evil,
and the music teacher wears no shoes.
It produced no famous people, but instead a string of thrown out druggies, retards and wanna-be's.
ah, that kid?
he must of gone to De La Salle School.
|119.||bushey hall school|
Hell. where an evil old witch trys to run things around there, says shes leaving every year but fails to do so and haunts the place since anyone can remember.
*before the switch over to bushey hall academy, it was once a jokes school that could be mistaken for a huge amusment park with 4 blocks of chaos, plenty of supply teachers to terrorise, old hags to get in trouble by, maths teachers that sells drugs, drunk history or english teachers, that one fit p.e teacher!!!and a bunch of kids fucking it up.
it smells like hell, it looks like hell, all i can hear is hell, the weather is hell, this must be 'Bushey Hall School.'