1. Pants that are worn by one or more ninjas.
2. Pants that have incredible ninja powers and qualities. (they can grapple-hook onto the white house without being seen!)
3. Pants that once belonged to a ninja but have been stolen by a secret organization of samurai who hate ninjas and their pants because of their supernessness.

A school located in some place way too near the shire that has way too much school pride. It is the only all girls public school for miles around where the students are forced to wear ties, even worse...candy stripe ties. They have so much school pride that they are like a private school with less funding. This school is a haven for nerds and azn kids.

People try very hard to get into this school and are expelled for the stupidest reasons. For one, expelling someone because they have become pregnant or because they've had three minor strikes (for example three brushes are: 2 cases of truancy, 1 minor case of vandalism) is pretty silly. Catholic and private schools are fairer than this. Maybe if you like to study and be good you will like this school.

Also, wearing the wrong socks will get you detention. Refusal to attend detention will get you suspended. If you wear the wrong socks, you will be forced to buy some from the principal's office. Seriously,no public school is this strict on uniform. Top buttons must be done up when wearing your tie. Even though you cannot see it because the tie is done up infront of it. Also, all sleeves must be unrolled. The length of the socks is crucial. It cannot go over mid-shin and it cannot reveal any part of your ankle. What kind of public high school cares this much?

The sane people who attend this school have said "I'm leaving this school!" at least 50 times a year.

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

Possibly the greatest band to ever exist. Also, arguably the only thing keeping rock alive, fighting off the evil of rip-your-balls-off shitty bands like Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Children of Bodom.

-Tenacious D consists of Kyle Gass and Jack Black, who both play the acoustic and electric guitar and sing, with occaisonal help from Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters), Lee, and Spiderman. They are all equally amazing at everything.

-One last thing, Jack Black owns Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood. Same with KG.

-Me baby, ME! -Jack Black

a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.

H.I.M. and Bam Margera do NOT own the heartogram. They don't. Don't get me wrong, I love H.I.M, Bam's okay, but they don't own the heartogram. They can't, you can't own a sign, not even if you made it up. It can show up anywhere, you can't make the world not use it.

Okay, on to the actuall definition, a heartogram, is the sign of love, and hate, or life and death. This reminds me of something I read in Harry Potter. Neither can live while the other survives. There can't be death without life, there can't be evil without good.

The heartogram is a combination of a heart, and a pentagram, which the wiccans wore, they beleived the universe is made up of five elements (note the 5 points on the pentagram), fire (pointing down), earth, spirit (pointing up), water, and air. This is the same sign 'devil worshipers' ware, but PAY ATTENTION to this next part. IT DEPENDS WHICH WAY IT'S POINTING!!!!!!! NOT all people whom wear the sign are worshiping evil, if the point is down, they are, on top there would leave earth, and fire, BUT if there is only one, and it's on top, that means they're a good person. So don't go off making a fool of yourself, pay attention to the points. If you don't, I hope you like trash cans.

A carbon-based life form, masquerading as a dog, not yet satisfactorily proven to be of terrestrial origin.

They may be the product of genetic manipulation or some other advanced technology, as they certianly don't behave anything like real dogs; they are more like tiny furry humans. They don't talk, but that's probably only because they have such disdain for us. They may well be cats in dog suits, but no zipper has yet been located. They look like a cross bewteen an Ewok, a Mugwai and a Hobbit; they have large, round eyes with a gentle, loving expression, which conceals the vast, malign intellect within. They are clever, inquisitive, ingenious and capable of thoughtful malice and destruction. They can look and act VERY cute when they want to, and really know how to work a crowd. They may be related in some way to lephrechauns, as they seem to have a number of paranormal powers, including the ability always to be the wrong side of a closed door.

It is not disputed that for may years, Shih Tzu were the pampered pets of the Chinese Imperial family. As a result of this, Shih Tzu seem to have a racial memory of being carried round on silk cusions with golden tassels, and fed tiny morsels of tasty food by a small army of subservient flunkeys. Since this is what they are used to, this is what they expect. Any Shih Tzu inserted into a "normal" house consisting of adult and immature humans, other dogs, cats etc. will, despite their diminutive size, quickly become "boss" of t...