Redneck , lives in the woods , loves the outdoors
City slicker , a liberal homo , lives in the city , chops down all of the trees to build cities , loves the city , hates the trees , calls anyone not from the city a "redneck" , including suburbanites.
see blue states
Environmentalism lesson over.
|2.||Shut the Box|
A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...more...
Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night.
The main reason a lot of men are single.
Joe: Hey Billy, do you want to go see a movie with Brianna? Billy: Hell no man, I'd much rather play my Xbox 360 then do any form of social activity.
a long time ago after circuses had been revealed to local villagers and towns people, people used to have a strong fear of clowns, they used to say they were evil, and they looked like murderers. The local circus clowns made visits to the towns and villagers as they would not go to the circuses. People only ran into their homes very fast to get away from these clowns. the clowns would speak and try to make friendly conversation from the doors, but people only ignored and listened until the clowns gave up and left the areas. Then as people would come back into the outdoors gradually, they would gossip among eachother and speak of these clowns. guy 1: 'Hey, i bet they stick things into there bums after murdering people', guy 2: 'I know they do that!!!, they must, just look at them. they are soo clowny', guy 1: yeah true lol, look at robert from the village, he looks clowny too'
guy:'hAhaaaAHAahAHaaAhaAHaAAHaAHAa, look how clowny he is!!!!!'
man 1: 'did you see those two guys going into the woods?'
man 2: 'no, really?'
man 1: 'yes, thats what i said you bloody idiot, dont question me unless you are a bit clowny. HEY!!!, I bet thats what they are doing lol, getting clowny in the woods'.
kid:'I ain't going to clownyville'
man: 'I have'nt seen them damn clownys around for years now'
old lady: 'all the clownys have left this area, i dont know where they are'
|5.||Image of God by J Reed|
Image of God is a clothing line created by Justin Reed (J Reed or jayreed) with the purpose of spreading the word of God through the unique medium of hand painted clothing. Although Reed’s artistic endeavor to create hand-painted t-shirts and sweatshirts had begun years ago in the spring of 2006, it wasn’t until the summer of 2008 that the name of the clothing line, Image of God, became coupled with a theme to create clothing with a unified theme.more...
The quote, “Image of God,” in this context, is derived from the Book of Genesis Chapter 1 Verse 27, “God created Human beings in his own image, in the image of God he created them, male and female he created them both.” The name was chosen because of the various deeper implications behind this one verse. On the one hand the verse can be a reminder to everyone of their beauty and worth in God’s eyes because we all are created in his likeness. On the other hand, it can assure us that God understand us on every level because not only are we created in his likeness, but also Jesus, came in our likeness. This verse can be a basis for why we are called to love one another and why we are all equal in God’s eyes.
The purpose of this clothing line is to make a statement. A person wearing Image of God clothing is making several statements:
• The uniqueness resulting from the meticulous process of hand-painting the designs, as well as the fact that the same combination of design scheme, scripture, and color...
A lovely young man, not a douchebag, with a distinctive laugh. Chads love the outdoors and helping people. Despite their faithfulness in romantic relationships, Chads are magnets for the ladies due to their cute bums. They use their vast knowledge for good instead of evil (most of the time). While Chads are notorious for being right, they are very humble indeed, and sometimes feel bad for needing to be correct so often. Truely, Chads are good people.
Aisley: Did you hear that laugh?
Jessi: I hear it...It must be Chad!