| 29. | This Door Swings Both Ways | ||
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'This Door Swings Both Ways' is a song written by Estelle Levitt and Don Thomas and performed by Herman's Hermits of Manchester, England. Surprisingly serious thoughts behind a cheery, light melody. Recorded in 1966. lyrics:
Everyone's life is bittersweet It's a door that opens wide And no man can call himself complete Till he's seen it from both sides This door swings both ways It's marked 'In' and 'Out' Some days you'll want to cry And some days you will shout This door swings both ways It goes back and forth In comes a southern breeze Or a cold wind from the north This door swings both ways Lets in joy and pain In comes the morning sun And then the evening rain This door swings both ways Lets in dark and light Every day you make the choice To let in wrong or right When shadows fall You must prepare yourself for sunshine For everything there is an end And so my friend you must be brave This door swings both ways Which one will it be Will we live in happiness Or dwell in misery This door swings both ways Lets in earth and sky Make the most of livin' If you're not prepared to die Make the most of livin' If you're not prepared to die |
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| 30. | Rye, NH | ||
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A nice town that is full of rich fucks (Only in the summer because a lot of famous people have houses there.) The kids there think they're so gangsta and crap like that. They don't have a high school so they go to Portsmouth High School which would be an awesome school if rye didn't go there. They think everything they do is right and they talk about how rich they are when no one gives a flying fuck and they really can't even afford a house payment then end up living in the gosling ghettos or wamaset. So pretty much all I am trying to say is the place sucks. Rye, NH
Kid from Rye: Let's go to rye beach Portsmouth Kid: Nah, Hampton is better. Rye Kid: Fuck you (This is how they act like, Major Douchebags) |
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| 31. | gig high | ||
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The awesome feeling you get after attending a great gig (live show). Symptoms include: .Infallible belief that you rule .Willingness to fight anyone who believes otherwise (if having just left a metal gig) .Inability to stop smiling/dancing .Feeling that all is right with the world A gig high usually lasts for a couple of days before it fades away and you go back to feeling normal again. Guy: "Damn, I am on a huge gig high from that Enter Shikari gig last night. I'm still raving several hours later! Man, am I awesome! Everything is awesome right now!"
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| 32. | Rianon | ||
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the sweetest, kindest, most caring person in the world. Everyone would be lucky to have an Rianon in their life. Rianon is everything good. She unlocks parts of your heart that seemed closed forever. She is patient, attentive and all around wonderful. She will do anything to see a smile on your face, and you will want to do anything to see her smile too. When she smiles, it is an amazing phenomena, for a split second everything is right in the world. When Rianon smiles, I smile. her eyes radiate with warmth and kindness. Her capacity for love is limitless. In times when others get angry and lash out, Rianon remains calm and supportive. She will hold you tight when you are full of fear. She will be your strength in any time of need. A Rianon will tell you that you are beautiful and perfect and amazing, with such certainty that you too believe it is true. In loving Rianon you will also learn to love yourself. Rianon truly is synonymous with love. I'm so lucky Rianon is my sister!
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| 33. | Drug Soup | ||
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Microwaved Liquid Heroine, cocaine, and crushed up PCP. Everything is pretty much the same, except there are more giraffes. Kiwi: yo whatcha eating?
Melon: Drug soup. Kiwi: Drug soup? Melon: Drug soup. Its Microwaved Liquid Heroine, cocaine, and crushed up PCP. Kiwi: Does it do anything other then kill you? Melon: Nah, everything is pretty much the same, except there are more giraffes...Im so high right now..... |
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| 34. | Gawsoloy | ||
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The feeling of peace, when you know everything is right with the world. James ran out into the green, green street and caught a rose petal in his hand. His eyes bright, he looked behind him and saw an old man, sitting on a bench and just smiling. This simple act overwhelmed him, and suddenly everything around him - his life, his world - fit together like the last pieces of a so long bewildered puzzle. For the first time in his life, James had found Gawsoloy.
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| 35. | Copasetic | ||
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Very good; all right, as in no problems. Everything is copasetic.
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