| 22. | awesome blossom | ||
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A word close to cool and stellar. An awesome blossom is an awesome moment in time where it is past and over cool and stellar. Everything is right when awesome blossom applys. I just got an A+ on my math test. I just won the lottery. My girlfriend is not pregnant. AWESOME BLOSSOM!
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| 23. | Ivan | ||
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the sweetest, kindest, most caring person in the world. Everyone would be lucky to have an Ivan in their life. Ivan is everything good. He unlocks parts of your heart that seemed closed forever. He is patient, attentive and all around wonderful. He will do anything to see a smile on your face, and you will want to do anything to see his smile too. When he smiles, it is an amazing phenomena, for a split second everything is right in the world. When he smiles, I smile. His eyes radiate with warmth and kindness. His capacity for love is limitless. In times when others get angry and lash out, Ivan remains calm and supportive. He will hold you tight when you are full of fear. There is nothing better than being in his arms, it is the safest place in the world. In his arms time stands still. He will be your strength in any time of need. An Ivan will caress your face, look deep into your eyes and tell you he loves you with all his heart. An Ivan will tell you that you are beautiful and perfect and amazing, with such certainty that you too believe it is true. In loving Ivan you will also learn to love yourself. Ivan truly is synonymous with love. What is love?
-Love is Ivan. |
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| 24. | My shit is clean | ||
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Phrase used to assure people everything is all right. John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course. Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job? James: Nah, my shit is clean. |
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| 25. | political-polly-parrot | ||
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Often pronounced with a parrot squawk at the end (rahahk) Also known as a triple-P A political-polly-parrot is a person who: 1. Espouses the same right-wing talking points on any media available. 2. Gets all of his or her opinions from right wing media–mostly television and radio. Both types of triple-P’s repeat the same whole phrases. For example, on health care every triple-P was crying: “Don’t cram this bill down our throats.” “We have to start over.” “Reconciliation is a sleazy trick.” “...Death panels...” “...a plot to kill grandma ...” “...27-hundred page bill...” Sue: The political-polly-parrots-rahahk have done every dirty trick in the book to tarantino health care; now they are whining about ordinary House and Senate rules.
Bill: Yeah, all they did on health care when they had total control of everything is to pass an unfunded medicare drug benefit with a donut hole big enough to swallow up both grandma and grandpa! |
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| 26. | furly | ||
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1:When someone is at such a cross-faded state that they are perfectly okay with passing out in their friends bed while their friend is trying to physically carry them out of their room because they want to get laid. 2:Everything is perfectly alright/chill/okay 3:Content ex1:
Mike: "Alright dude since you can't get up I'm gonna carry you outta here." David: "Nah man it's furly." ex2: Justin: "Dude, Dakota are you alright? You've been puking for hours! Dakota: Don't worry man everything is furly! ex3: Anthony: "Hey dude do you want me to get you to a bed? I'm sure the floor isn't very comfortable." David: "Nah man I'm perfectly furly right here." |
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| 27. | Momentgasm | ||
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When you are experiencing the "perfect" human moment, appreciating being alive. It can be a moment in nature, or a moment with family, or a moment with friends, or a moment of giving.... When the universe cracks open and everything is right for that split second. Like catching a shooting star. A Momentgasm is walking along the beach, on a beautiful sunny morning, warm, sound of waves, children laughing, dogs and people out in the fresh air.
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| 28. | 80s wisdom | ||
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Your father's wisdom, based on the platitudes of conservative GOP politicians like Ronald Reagan. The belief that if you let the economy lie, it'll do just fine. Similarly, staunch social conservatism, which implies opposition to LGBT marraige, and legalizing weed and prostitution. In my opinion, economic conservatism is right in principle, but social conservatism gives the Republican party a terrible, terrible name. more...
Just remember, it's common to disagree with the generation that shapes you. It happens constantly; it's natural. In doing so, though, you gravitate a little more towards the generation that shaped the generation that shaped you. Which means, in a way, that the 2012 election is similar in a way to the election of 1972, where Richard Nixon, Republican conservative, was re-elected, and promptly cut remaining federal spending from vestiges of Lyndon B. Johnson's Great Society. This election is like that election in that the voters who are turning 18 were raised by the voters who were turning 18 then, and it is the youth who make a difference in the elections these days, because the Internet is full of them. So disagree with your pa... |
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