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1)Men are abominations. If they get a chance they will fuckk their own mothers.

2) They will suck their own dicks if they are too horny and broke.

3) They are the reason behind all the fucked up things happening on this world - terrorist attacks, rapes, murders, robbery etc.

4) This world would be a better place without these piece of asses who have their brain in their penis.

5) The only way to save this planet is to castrate all men and throw their dicks out of space.

KILL ALL MALE CHILDREN BEFORE THEY GROW UP AND TURN INTO MOTHERFUCKING DICKS!
Man 1 : "YO DUDE I AM SO COOL ! I STUCK MY DICK IN THE VACUUM CLEANER!"

Man 2 : "NO I AM COOLER THAN YOU, I STUCK MY DICK IN A SANDWICH BECAUSE I WAS SO HORNY AND THEN ATE IT BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY"

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by IMMAMAN November 26, 2011

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